sniffing:

doctor-dildo:

d0nn0:

im catfishing you all, i’m really an 8 year old Husky

so thats why you’ve always seemed like a little bitch

ouch

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

image

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me